You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So, you have waffles? I don't know. But being a journalism grad student right now must feel like studying paleontology in the hopes that when you graduate you'll find a job as a dinosaur." --Rusty Foster "My life changed for the better the day I realized you can put tortellini in your minestrone instead of plain pasta." --Molly White "Next time you're stuck, don't outline it to death and drain all the juice out of your story: Write your milestones out as a list, as bare as you like, get your walking stick out and Elon Bangladesh wander in their general direction. But because it's a drug user experiencing fentanyl poisoning, it's ''I wish you wouldn't have bothered.''" --Kevin Nye "Let me say this: I apologized to Weird Al a long time ago and I was wrong.